Stopping mid sentence to announce that it’s 4:20
The face of a broken man
Happy Ferret Tongues.
Sean Bean dies in everything because it’s the universe trying to correct the hole ripped in it due to the fact that his name doesn’t rhyme when it should
girls at 14 now are having sex and making babies, when i was 14 i was taking over countries, destroying regimes and placing myself as the ruler
relationship status: i’d bang you if you lived closer
Days 29-39: I’ve had a kind of terrible/hectic week where everyday I either didn’t take photos or really couldn’t be bothered uploading the ones I did take. This girl here helped me through some of the crap by listening to me rant at 2 in the morning, or letting me text her non stop song lyrics. #friends #love #alexdoes365 #photooftheday
"this meme is too esoteric!" goldilocks exclaimed.
"This meme has been overdone," she said
"ahhh, this meme is just the right balance of ironic awareness and social commentary," she said happily and she lol’d hard
Just in case…
Stay safe, please. If you are in trouble, or think you might be; if you hear anything strange inside or outside your home please do not hesitate to contact the police. Check your cars through the windows before you get in them. Don’t go anywhere alone. Lock your windows and doors. Before you enter your house, check for signs of forced entry or tampering- this can include scratch or tool marks by locks or on the glass or a loose handle, indicating that the lock has been broken. Retreat to a safe, public, crowded place sit by the counter- this makes it easier for the staff and security cameras to see you. Call the police and notify them, ask to be picked up and then submit a statement. If in doubt, please call the police.
SERIOUSLY. I LIVE IN NEW JERSEY.
THANK GOD I WILL STILL BE AWAY THEN.
well this is SLIGHTLY EXTREMELY TERRIFYING
someone over at gamefreak’s laughing their ass off over the fact that they made the most useless move in pokemon history even more useless under some very fuckin specific circumstances
i’m in tears
I can’t even
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
watch this link please now!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do not just like this, reblog it and watch it, they need witnesses, the police need to know they are being watched and that black lives fucking matter