being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]
"you should just get your license!"
“driving is fun!”
“It’s not that hard!”
leave me the fucK ALONE
and the award for shittiest youtube fandom goes to
i cant believe i forgot the classic
two nice guys, friendzoned by their fair ladies, retreat to a mountain to find class, instead… they find each other. together, in each others’ presence… they are euphoric.
bronyback mountain. coming to a cinema near you
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
Project TV series by Steambot Studios
Directed by Joel Dos Reis Viegas
"In the big city, gender war rises. Sex is prohibited because of a genetic deadly virus. Ruled by hate and anger, boys and girls grow up apart from each other, forming rivals gangs.
Among these lost teenagers, Kenzell and lesya will fight adversity and defy all the rules in order to live their love and restore peace.”
WILL THIS COME OUT ALREADY
Xbox One disc drive failure : the next generation is here
THAT IS A DISTRESSING SOUND TO COME FROM AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF EQUIPMENT PROCESSING OTHER EXPENSIVE PIECES OF EQUIPMENT.
today i was in the city by myself bc my friend had just left to head home and this guy came up to me being all creepy like “hey beautiful, whats your name?” and i freaked out trying to think of a witty response from tumblr or something but i couldn’t come up with one on time and so i just ended up saying “bro, im not gay” in a deep manly voice and walking away