does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?
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uoa:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

protagonistheavy:

There is nothing that isn’t funny about the phrase “free hour in the ball pit.” Nothing at all. Even if you take it out of Dash Con context, you’re left with a phrase of compensation that is from start to finish ridiculous.

Break it down word by word. “Free.” This implies people are otherwise spending money on a ball pit. Real currency used to sit in a ball pit. Adults using American dollars for the returned offer of basking in a pool of plastic balls.

"Hour." Who. The hell. Is sitting in this ball pit for hours at a time, in a scenario where an extra hour is a gift and not some punishment. This also means someone is sitting there with the responsibility of timing people in the pit. Their job is to make sure no one spends too much time enjoying themselves and to make sure everyone gets their turn.

"In the ball pit." Because you have to remember that these are adults and teenagers whose idea of fun and luxury is spending cash just to sit in a deflated kiddie pool half-filled (and that’s optimistic) of plastic balls, sitting there, with other adults and teenagers that they’ve never met before. Ball pits stopped being popular because they were a major health risk due to how unsanitary it was but I wager that the McDonalds ball pits don’t even come close to how dirty this one slip-n-slide of balls is.

zetsuboukomaeda:

picture of a normal tree except its a japanese tree so it has 19,273 notes

 - YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
491,452 plays

looktothenightxai:

veloxiraptor:

whenever I say YOOOOOOO this is exactly what I’m imagining

This is the exact YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I use

melody-of-serendipity:

I love how all of this season’s new anime is either super gay or destroying Tokyo 

iamnerdtastic:

No matter how much I eat, there’s always room for dessert.

Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach.

Dessert goes to the heart.

metalphantomon:

please watch this unedited clip from the digimon movie

How to do human transmutation

thebowtiepenguin:

Step 1: RECONSIDER

officialemaskye:

officialemaskye:

i stared at this for like 20 seconds trying to remember when phoenix wright built a plane with a family member

officialemaskye:

officialemaskye:

i stared at this for like 20 seconds trying to remember when phoenix wright built a plane with a family member

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littlecofiegirl:

kuueater:

abovetherisingfalls:

cthulucas:

toopsy:

mako?

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mako??

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makO???

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MAKO????

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MAKO?????????????????

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imageMAKO???????

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MAKO?!?!?!?

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MAKO?????!!!!!

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okuyazu:

Guyliner, in case the word eye is too feminine for you

slimshadysasuke:

germany may win the game but let’s not forget they created the worst naruto opening in history who are the real losers now

MSPaintadventures is DOWN

kisskissfallinmulticolorblood:

becomeimp:

This could mean two things:

  1. 4chan did the thing
  2. Hussie is moving the site to a new server like he said he would last year, which means THE UPDATE IS CLOSE. Not anything to get hyped over, but probably within the month or so?

cloSE UPDATE