life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated
There is nothing that isn’t funny about the phrase “free hour in the ball pit.” Nothing at all. Even if you take it out of Dash Con context, you’re left with a phrase of compensation that is from start to finish ridiculous.
Break it down word by word. “Free.” This implies people are otherwise spending money on a ball pit. Real currency used to sit in a ball pit. Adults using American dollars for the returned offer of basking in a pool of plastic balls.
"Hour." Who. The hell. Is sitting in this ball pit for hours at a time, in a scenario where an extra hour is a gift and not some punishment. This also means someone is sitting there with the responsibility of timing people in the pit. Their job is to make sure no one spends too much time enjoying themselves and to make sure everyone gets their turn.
"In the ball pit." Because you have to remember that these are adults and teenagers whose idea of fun and luxury is spending cash just to sit in a deflated kiddie pool half-filled (and that’s optimistic) of plastic balls, sitting there, with other adults and teenagers that they’ve never met before. Ball pits stopped being popular because they were a major health risk due to how unsanitary it was but I wager that the McDonalds ball pits don’t even come close to how dirty this one slip-n-slide of balls is.
picture of a normal tree except its a japanese tree so it has 19,273 notes
whenever I say YOOOOOOO this is exactly what I’m imagining
This is the exact YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I use
I love how all of this season’s new anime is either super gay or destroying Tokyo
No matter how much I eat, there’s always room for dessert.
Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach.
Dessert goes to the heart.
please watch this unedited clip from the digimon movie
Step 1: RECONSIDER
i stared at this for like 20 seconds trying to remember when phoenix wright built a plane with a family member
Guyliner, in case the word eye is too feminine for you
germany may win the game but let’s not forget they created the worst naruto opening in history who are the real losers now
This could mean two things:
- 4chan did the thing
- Hussie is moving the site to a new server like he said he would last year, which means THE UPDATE IS CLOSE. Not anything to get hyped over, but probably within the month or so?
Super-Secret Bases are an awesome new way to express your creativity and join up with friends in the upcoming Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphiregames. Create a Secret Base that’s all your own, including selecting and placing Decorations however you like. You can use Decorations to create tricks in your Secret Base, decide the rules for what kind of Pokémon battles are allowed there, and make it like your very own Pokémon Gym! Then get ready for other players to come and challenge you!