me: honestly...tbh...to be honest...

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

aphswede:

Anime trash???? more like anime compost save the earth kids 

spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

hythmknwy:

"excuse me your bra is showing"

my bra? wait *flexes mucles* maybe you meant *rips off shirt* my bara is showing? *punches a bear*

mr-radical:

the smash 4 metagame is off to a beautiful beginning

balladofgales:

TIME TO DECIDE WHO THE REAL FUCKIN MAYOR IS

balladofgales:

TIME TO DECIDE WHO THE REAL FUCKIN MAYOR IS

person: i didn't like guardians of the galaxy
person:
person: what are you doing
me: dance-off, bro. me and you. let's go
real-california-asscow:

desu

sircuddlebuns:

gonna be reading the last homestuck update like

image

278,295 plays

jrodane:

colleyuriko:

image

still the story of my life

stoned-levi:

bokunofreako:

Bruh.

You literally tried to eat him like last week.

stoned-levi:

bokunofreako:

Bruh.

You literally tried to eat him like last week.