aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

i tried so yard, i got so sard

freezeflare:

but in the end, it didn’t even yale sale

floating-head:

iron-decoder:

who needs the super smash bros when u can have
the unholy alliance of untrustworthy acquaintances 

it’s not a nintendo franchise unless everyone has at least 2 dark doppelgangers 

floating-head:

iron-decoder:

who needs the super smash bros when u can have

the unholy alliance of untrustworthy acquaintances 

it’s not a nintendo franchise unless everyone has at least 2 dark doppelgangers 

esudese:

how mad do you have to be

esudese:

how mad do you have to be

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

yama-z-aki:

yama-z-aki:

someone restrain me

this only had 100 notes an hour ago what the fuck happened

a-sylveon:

bae: Come over

me: I can’t

bae: I’m signing a contract

me: image

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

meowvgonspengler:

yeah i know all of the zodiacs.

aries the ram, tavros the bull, gemini the twins, cancer the crab, leo the leijon, kanaya the vampire, libra the dragon, scorpio the spider, sagittarius the horse, capricorn the clown-goat, aquarius the seahorse, and pisces the terrifying tentacle monster.

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

emeraldscorp:

newerleaf:

bootitude:

whap

I FUCKING CAN’T

my anaconda is confused

Aimer - 白昼夢
15,410 plays

zankyou-no-takatsu:

Hakuchuumu”, Track 2 of “Dare ka Umi wo

(THE VIBES I’M GETTING FROM THIS SONG. LIKE DAMN. AIMER+YOKO KANNO=EARGASM IN RESONANCE)

xigbar:

when you get to that one fucking room in Find Mii

think-thank-thunk:

*holds own titty for comfort*

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

image